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Dhanyavaad Sonia Gandhi, Manmohan Singh, Rahul Gandhi

Dear Soniaji, Manmohanji and pyaare bhaiyya Rahul

Since that spectacular moment in 2004 when Soniaji sacrificed her responsibilities and selected Manmohanji to do all that was beneath her to do I have not had a chance to say thanks, so here goes.

Thanks for giving us an electile dysfunctional?Manmohan Singh as Prime Minister for left to himself he would never have managed to win an election forget making it to Prime Minister.

Thanks for gifting us the first woman President in Pratibha Patil for left to herself her lack of ethics and highly questionable credentials would not have gotten her anywhere beyond Mahrashtra Pradesh Congress President.

Thanks also for gifting us the Office of Profit Bill for without it how would we have ever scripted your second coming in Rae Barelli.

Thanks for the National Rural Employment Gurantee Act for now how else would we know the best and worst way to build a kilometre of rural road connectivity.

Thanks for reminding us that Muslims have first right on national resources after all we got carried away thinking the Mughal era had ended with Bahadur Shah Zafar.

Thanks also for forcing us to ensure that 15% of all funds must go to Muslims? after all we got carried away thinking that you teamed up with the communist mafioso to be “secular” while keeping the “communal” bjp out.

While I am at it let me also thank you and Justice Rajinder Sachar for undertaking a head count of Muslims in the armed forces and elsewhere now we can be politically correct in using the wrong sections of the army are not forced to fight terrorists.

No vote of thanks will be complete without this thank you from all the Muslims of Nandigram who enjoyed your silence while Buddhadeb was paying them back with their own coins. They loved it and would like for you to periodically arrange some more dum dum dawai with the excellent relationship you enjoy with Don Karat.

Let me also thank you for keeping Afzal Guru alive as a source for inspiration and hope to all those budding terrorists out there that we will treat them humanely with compassion while leaving the door open for a future escape.

Thanks also for reminding us of Mr. Advani and BJP’s anti-terrorism record it helps put a smokescreen on your delinquency and deafening silence on anti-terrorism while handing a slap in the face of all of those victims of terrorism who have been a pesky nusiance to Rahul baba unecessarily embarassing him.

Allow me to thank you for gifting us with one of the finest minds for a Home Minister in Shivraj Patil, such a devout person who routinely prays for more Intelligence. Also what a sense of duty, every time you need to travel for a political meeting he is there sacrificing whatever official duties he may have to ensure you get to enjoy an Indian Air Force jet even if it means the ignominy of being relegated to a sideshow. What commitment, what a gem of a person, not even your Italian bred poodle must be showing this kind of Loyalty.

Last but not the least thank you for making Manmohan Singhji look like had some spine every now and then when he is allowed to call Prakash Karat’s bluff to play bad cop to your good cop.

We never quite understood what the fuss on this Nuclear deal was all about but thank you anyway.

Thanks for the debt relief not that I can enjoy but then thanks for allowing us to forget we had a problem with farmers in 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007. We know you couldnt have avoided giving us the bad news in 2008 having slept over it all these 4 years but we understand. Thanks also for blaming it on the BJP I had trouble explaining sleeping over this for the last 4 years to my farmer friends.

Finally I know I speak for every loyal gandhi topi white kurta sporting Congress worker when I say thank you for gifting Gujarat to Narendra Modi, Uttar Pradesh to Mayawatiji, Punjab to the Akalis, Uttarakhand to the BJP, Bihar to Nitish, West Bengal, Tripura?and Kerala to the Communists,? Meghalaya to the NCP, Nagaland to the MPF while ensuring that we are at the mercy of the Muslims in Assam, Sharad Pawar in Maharashtra while the tail wags the dog in Goa and Jharkhand despite some very loyal and pliant Governors who by the way we almost routinely confuse to be Congress workers, not that they mind it.

Yours Truly

A loyal Congress Foot Soldier.

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  1. prashant says:

    One More Dhanyavaad:
    Telling us that our Main Stream Media, jOURNALIST ARE actually Doormat of GreatCongress(gandhi) party.

  2. Aryan says:

    Yossarin,

    Think you forgot one,

    Thank you for providing with HRD ministers Arjun singh, for further poisoning the hindu caste relations in strong pursuit of our votebanks and out-mandal-ing even VP singh.

  3. Dr.R.K.D.Goel says:

    10.03.20
    Thanks also for giving the miseries to 15 lakhs Barodians those are suffering since last 15 years due to Rain water logging mixed with sewarage in their houses with loss of Life, health and crores rupees loss of property every year.

    This is all due to your Party TWO SLUM LORDS those extablished slums on Natural Water Passages ( KANS) of Vadodara.

    These two white cape Congress activists and slum lords don’t allow to remove encroachments from the biggest Natural Storm Water Drainages (MASIA KANS) from 1990. They don’t bother High Court Orders. Believe Might is Right.

    Thanks to vote bank politics of Congress of Vadodara.

    Dr.R.K.D.Goel, President of whistle -Blower of India. Ph:0265-2647677

  4. Tathagata Mukherjee says:

    Rahul Gandhi flees from states where election takes place!

    When election was taking place in UP, he was in South India.

    When election was taking place in HP, he was in UP.

    When election was taking place in Uttarakhand, he was in Rajasthan.

    When election was taking place in Guj, he was in Haryana!

    When election was taking place in Nagaland, Meghalaya, Tripura- he was in Orissa.

    HE IS A NICAMPOOH WHO FLEES FROM ELECTION, LEST PEOPLE KNOW RAHUL GANDHI DOES NOT FETCH VOTE.

  5. Tathagata Mukherjee says:

    Even so called ‘icons of Indian youth’ Rajiv got votes because of his mother’s assasination!

    Jyoti Basu said: dead Indira is more powerful than living one.

    HOW ITS DIFFERENT FROM MODI’S EMPHATIC WIN IN GUJ 2002 ELECTION WHICH PSUEDOS SAY, IT WAS BASED ON HATE?

    WHY THEY DON’T DARE SAY SAME THING TO RAJIV?

    Fact of the matter is, Cong is loosing space since mid 1960s.

    AND AN ITALIAN AU-pAIR CANNOT REVIVE THAT!

  6. Dr.R.K.D.Goel says:

    10.03.2008
    Dhanyavaad Sonia Gandhi, Manmohan Singh, Rahul Gandhi
    In June / July 2005 after 1927 the Vadodara city faced biggest floods.
    Soniaji visited Vadodara in July 2005 for lip sympathy to the suffering people of Vadodara.
    Every citizen of Vadodara said to her that the logging of rainwater for longer times is due to encroachmemrnts on the Natural Rain Water Storms and filling of the Water Bodies of Vadoara.

    Hon’ble Gujarat High Court in historical judgments on 18.04.2001 and 02.08.2002 in SCA # 10621 of 2000 directed the State to remove encroachments from the Water bodies of State.

    There are TWO CONGRESS ACTIVISTS AND SLUM LORDS those don’t allow to remove encroachments from the water bodies of the Vadodara and extablished the Slum on the BIGGEST MASIA KANS resulting logging and stagnation of rain water in the city.

    Dhanyavaad these two congress slum lords those put all hardles in removing the slum from the Kands despite Hon’ble High Court orders from 26 April, 1999.

    SLUM DWELLERS are VOTE BANK OF THE CONGRESS.

    These Congress Slum Lords are Mr. Chinnam Gandhi and Mr. Chirag Zaveri present congress party opposition leader in VMSS Vadodara. They use Might is Right

    Once again Dhanyavaad Sonia Gandhi, Manmohan Singh, Rahul Gandhi to give also JNNURM grant to be shared by all the Councilors both Conress and BJP. No work in removing the Encroqchments from the Water Bodies despite Hon’ble Apex Court and High Court orders.

    Long live congress Slum dwellers Vote Bank politics.
    Let the Law abiding citizens suffer due to congress slum lords.

    Dr. R.K.D.Goel Vadodara.

  7. Firebrand says:

    Thanks Raul(Rahul) baba and Bianca(Priyanka)baby for making the youth of India look like jokers who are incapable of throwing up leaders on their own accord and have to look towards the Gandhi family for the future.
    Take that Kaangressis I will contest elections and demolish all your babas and babys , this is a Chanakyan pledge to my motherland.

  8. Sasha says:

    Also a special thanks to Soniaji, for informing us – unsuspecting, gullible and naive Indians – that the government in Gujarat was actually run by “merchants of death”, all this while.

    And another equally special thanks to our just and humane PM, who we know looses sleep worrying about the anguish of the parents of suspected terrorists, while the rest of the nation sleeps peacefully, completely oblivious of this sacrifice by our great leader.

  9. Dhanyawaad sonia gandhi for keeping the BJP out of power for now

  10. Chandra says:

    History,

    your dhanyawaad should go to the commies who prop up do-nothing Sonia/Singh, including not going after terrorists because they are by-and-large Muslims! No?

  11. yes although the commies don’t do anything useful they atleast deserve our thanks for keeping the BJP out.

  12. prashant says:

    Yes definately Dhanyavad to Sonia JI for stopping BJP in 2004 otherwise we would not have seen the True face of our Congress + Communist + 5 sTAR NGO + rESPECTED newspaper,Channel & Secularism.

  13. Aryan says:

    history lover,

    The commies, congressis, SP etc have done nothing for muslims in India, while enraging the hindu majority for their anti-hindu rhetoric. In the long run their actions will be a lot more harmful to muslims, then hindus, as gujurat has shown.

    In Gujarat, latif, a muslim congressi thug politician, a liutenant of dawood, who used to start riots and was used by congressi’s to win elections in the ghettos of ahmedabad, truly enraged the hindu majority. Everbody knows the gory details of what happened after that. Therefore SP, Congressi, Commies are actually a lot more harmful to muslim interests then the BJP, it’s a complicated argument, but think about it.

    so you can taunt us by saying things like

    “yes although the commies don’t do anything useful they atleast deserve our thanks for keeping the BJP out.”

    Meaning you’d prefer India have incompetent anti-India government, rather then the BJP. But I just dont think it is in muslims interests to enrage the hindu majority by supporting commie/congressi coalition in the long term. Muslims should be smarter and not just be tools of people that want to use them like vote banks.

  14. Sam says:

    Dear Yossarin,
    How did you forget disappearance Natwar sing & free slip to Soniajis italian brother.

  15. Aryan
    I am not taunting you.
    Like many other muslims, I am afraid of the BJP and it’s allied organizations.
    The other parties mostly pay lip service but are not ideologically hostile like the BJP to Islam.
    I am aware of the fact that BJP supporters claim that the party is not ideologically hostile and that it is only false propaganda of other parties.
    But like many other muslims I don’t buy that.
    I also refuse buy (some) BJP supporters claim that Congress and other parties are ‘anti national’.

  16. Sharat says:

    history….can you list down five such things which make you fearful of BJP…..

  17. prashant says:

    Every Individual has Right to live his own life and if History lover is happy with Congress then let that be…
    He is definately NOT a Spokesperson of Muslim community as I do have many friends who are Muslim and feel NOW betrayed by thier Own Community Leader & Politician.
    Sachar Committee has said the backwardness of Muslim and remember it is Congress who ruled this county expect 5 years of NDA rule.
    I have one Muslim Brother whose Sister is Polio infested and now They are finding difficulty to get her marry.
    Would Shahi Imam of Delhi will marry his Son to that Polio infected Girls???? as on their Fatwa that family didnot gave Polio drop to her daughter.

    Fact is Indian MUSLIMS are bewkoof who believe to live in Garbage.
    Best example is Bihar where they had been voting Laloo as their Messiah and Laloo make sure the Bhagalpur riot case gets delayed.
    Muslim become poorer in laloo rule.
    I request History lover to visit Bihar and ask your Muslim Brother if they are living in fear and if their Economic condition has started improving.
    Fact is Muslim Leader never fought for Poverty,backwardness of thir community but For Ayodhya,Danish Cartoon,Taslima etc…..
    So let them be happy with Congress & enjoy them self and be swayed away by the False propoganda of our Main Media against BJP.

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  20. Aryan says:

    History lover,

    “The other parties mostly pay lip service”

    1. Atleast you agree with part of my argument, that other parties are just paying lip service to the muslims.

    2. Now take that logic further, when this bias enrages the hindus, who do u think will suffer the brunt of that anger ? Congress ? your beloved commies ? SP ? NO, it will be muslims.

    3. So like I said before, the other parties that pay only lip service to muslims, are more harmful to muslims, then they are to hindus.

    “but are not ideologically hostile like the BJP to Islam.”

    4. BJP is idealogically opposed to a jihadi brand of islam, as every Indian should be, not Islam in general.

    the BJP is restoring the cultural pride of hindus and defending the nation against jihadis, pakis and bangladeshis, and if that makes you ‘afraid’ of them, that’s your problem.

    Considering the 500 years of ‘enlightened’ muslim rule that India has seen, where hindus were slaughered, converted, enslaved and their relegious places destroyed by hundreds of thousands, and considering the current ‘global jihadi movement’ if there is anyone that needs to be paranoid or vindictive it should be the hindus, so please spare us the ‘victim’ BS.

    You see how the pakis are blowing each other up every day, Modi & Co. are all that stands between that jihadi nightmare and India.

  21. Aryan says:

    History lover,

    It would have been nice if you would have let my comments posted yesterday be published on your islamic blog, it just a little intolerant that no opposing views are allowed to published on your blog, you should be grateful not all blogs (including this one) are like that =)

  22. Gaurav says:

    History,

    I am saying this with complete sincerity, Muslims have to be most afraid of themselves, Islam has a self destructive streak.

  23. Aryan I do not check my blogger account daily so if you had commented on my blog I will publish them.
    Your comment proves what I said .
    The Sangh Parivar and it’s allies (the BJP and it’s earlier Avatar – the Jan Sangh) have been against muslims even before the rise of the Jihadis in the 1990’s .
    Gaurav I beleive the muslim ummah has a self corrective mechanism .

  24. Gaurav says:

    Well I think Ummah and Ulema are what wrecks.

  25. Praada Verna says:

    “I am saying this with complete sincerity, Muslims have to be most afraid of themselves, Islam has a self destructive streak.”

    Rightly said Gaurav. I have seen an example.

    Iranians running away from their land and settled in Denmark. They are no apostates. Shariah rule has wrecked their lives.

  26. Aryan says:

    history lover,

    Bottomline is this,

    1. BJP needs cheerleaders like you to keep supporting anti-national elements like commies, congressis and SP.

    ( Now I understand you are going to argue, supporting ISI (SP), not hanging afzal guru (congress) and working for China against India (Commies) is not anti-national, but it is to most Indians )

    2. Keep ignoring the difference between jihadi islam and islam, so that everytime BJP attacks terrorism, people like you call them communal, further increasing BJP’s hindu support.

    That will only hasten BJP’s rise to power. Keep up the good work.

    The ALTERNATE would be to for muslims to join the BJP en masse and stake their own claim, after all India is a democracy, and muslims are it’s legitimate constituents. Muslims are very well suited for the muscular nationalism that BJP believes in. Just an idea worth chewing on.

  27. Gaurav
    On the contrary the Ummah and the ulema have kept islam from being swalloped up .

  28. Gaurav says:

    History,

    That is true, but only at cost of ghettoizing and insulating Muslims all over the world through out the history, setting the community for hostility and antagonism, explicit or implicit, and undoing centuries of reconciliation. Overall not a good choice.

  29. Gaurav says:

    By the way I am curious what exactly you mean by “swallowed”, because to best of my knowledge even Praveen Togadia doesn’t ask Muslims to apply Tilak or wear the sacred thread or worship Murtis. Or may be when you say “swallow” you mean that you are against a common identity with “kaffir”

  30. hairgod says:

    Aryan

    1. BJP needs cheerleaders like you to keep supporting anti-national elements like commies, congressis and SP.

    I’m sorry to say that if one objectively looks at your comments here, you’re the one who looks like the BJP cheerleader, skirt and all, ready to wave her pompoms no matter how badly the BJP have “FAIL” written all over them.

    2. Keep ignoring the difference between jihadi islam and islam, so that everytime BJP attacks terrorism, people like you call them communal, further increasing BJP’s hindu support.

    Are you, then, equating Hindus with “people who call Muslims terrorists”? That’s not even a stereotype! Let me break your bubble here by letting you know that not all Hindus think like that.

    Actually, only right wing fanatics foaming at the mouth do. And when you get to that level, it doesn’t matter which religion you belong to. As a foaming-mouth nut, your religion becomes targeting any group different from you, in any manner possible.

    That will only hasten BJP’s rise to power. Keep up the good work.

    I’m not sure I see how… by appealing to the group of people, who are in effect, Hindu jehadis, which will soon become much more massive in number magically? Or by garnering more cheerleaders like yourself?

    The ALTERNATE would be to for muslims to join the BJP en masse and stake their own claim, after all India is a democracy, and muslims are it’s legitimate constituents. Muslims are very well suited for the muscular nationalism that BJP believes in. Just an idea worth chewing on.

    Unfortunately for all of us, democracy in India is undergoing a vicious circle of loss of interest causing vested interests to grow causing more disillusionment causing uninterest again. Just some food for thought…

  31. LoonyTalk says:

    Dhanyawaad Yossarin for such a nice post! :)

  32. Aryan says:

    hairgod,

    “I’m sorry to say that if one objectively looks at your comments here, you’re the one who looks like the BJP cheerleader”

    Let me let you in on a secret, I do root for the BJP, and it thats gotten your panties in a twist, get yourself waxed, ‘hairgod’ =). Hey you can keep cheering for the terrorists, I will keep rooting for Modi & Co =)

    “no matter how badly the BJP have “FAIL” written all over them”

    what do you mean like how congress has done with India for 60 years ? Or like the commies have in W bengal ? Compare that to BJP in Gujurat growing at 11%. Deal with facts please =)

    “Are you, then, equating Hindus with “people who call Muslims terrorists”? That’s not even a stereotype! Let me break your bubble here by letting you know that not all Hindus think like that.”

    Read my comments again, its about terrorist sympathizers, not addressing Hindus at all. If my words are too complicated for you, learn english, or get a brain. Nowhere have I said hindus call all muslims terrorists or even that all muslims are terrorists.

    “I’m not sure I see how… by appealing to the group of people, who are in effect, Hindu jehadis”

    Hindu jehadis ? really ? what do you mean like afzal guru, sallaludin, maulana azhar mahmood, Lashkar i toiba, jaish e muhammad, harkat ul mujhadden, which one exactly ? cmon, snap out of the psuedo-secular psychosis, and get a grip on the facts. But please dont stop calling hindus “jehadis”, it will help radicalize the normally docile hindus, it will help BJP win elections =) we need your support haha

    “which will soon become much more massive in number magically?”

    Look at the electoral map of India, and color code it saffron for BJP ruled states, and see what I mean. Understanding words are obviously not one of your strong points, maybe pictures will help =) Pictures are used to help retards understand relatively simple facts.

    “Unfortunately for all of us, democracy in India is undergoing a vicious circle of loss of interest causing vested interests to grow causing more disillusionment causing uninterest again. Just some food for thought…”

    Again, you are light on facts and logic. Gujuarat saw 65% voting, India overall has about 60%-65% in 2004 elections which is standard going back to the 1960s. So again, your psuedo-liberal-pseudo-secular-jihadi-hugging might have caused you some disillusionment, Indian democracy is just doing fine.

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  35. vidya says:

    If we think ourselves in their place then only we can understand them better.

    After all opportunities are open. Anybody can join politics if they can do better.

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  37. Rahul says:

    This was an amazing piece… Thanks a lot for this article…

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