An Ode to Shivraj Patil

Where she is wily I am gutless

Where she is bossy I am servile

Where she is Sonia I suffer her mania

We are not in the process of blaming each other

We are just trying to understand and complement each other

 

Where they are Communist I am not enough Statist

Where they are Marxist they reject me for a theist

Where they are Maoist they act as if I dont even exist

We are not in the process of blaming each other

We are just trying to understand and complement each other

 

Where he is a charmer I am just a starcher

While he gets to don a uniform I normally have no clue-niform

He gets to jail the Chief and I have to hail the Chief now where is the justice

We are not in the process of blaming each other

We are just trying to understand and complement each other

 

I dont see no infiltration but what do you expect with my myopia

I dont hear no spurt in violence, blame it on the presidential trauma

Dont expect me to deal with their terrorism, I suffer joint mechanism

My Lack of Intelligence is no malady, but Manmohan signed me up for this Institutional remedy

We are not in the process of blaming each other

We are just trying to understand and complement each other

 

If you are still clueless about who I am they call me Shivraj Patil

I know what is in your mind, how did they discard me for Pratibha Patil

I have not commented on this, I will not comment on this

My leader, my party and my alliance have made a decision

We are not in the process of blaming each other

We are just trying to understand and complement each other

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